I heard a song on the radio a few moments ago.
Little boy practicing baseball.
I'm the greatest baseball player of all time. Throws the ball in the air and swings as hard as he can. The ball falls to the ground. Picks up the ball and says again I'm the greatest baseball player of all time. Throws the ball in the air, swings with all his might and again the ball falls to the ground. Picks the ball up takes his stance closes his eyes and hears the crowd roar. This is for the game. Throws the ball up high swings the bat and in the dead silence hears the ball hit the ground. Strike three.
Off in the distance he hears his mother call him for dinner. Picks up his bat and ball and as he heads home says to himself I'm the best baseball player of all time, but even I didn't know I could pitch that good.
Well I laughed out loud and just wanted to share. I don't know the name of the song but I think it might have been Kenny Rogers.